FAO Birdwatchers

There's a centre for them if you wanted to visit.

 

cant be an OOMIGOOLLY birds got no legs

 

Is that a Weatherspoons?

 

Large footprints - look like a moor hen or coot - do you live near water?

 

I thought the same, but no. Woodpigeons, I assume.

 

Your neck of the woods is home to some large birds.

 

Tell me about it. Just been down the quack's - the waiting room was full obese, wheezing specimens, some in their 20s. I think it's the sheer weight of tattoos and body piercings that weighs them down. What is happening to this country ?

 

probably a gull

 

I think it's one of these...

 

A "Dronte"? rare as Dodo,s teeth those are

 

That's his name. Dronte the dodo.

 

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• It,ll be this guy

 

who said it was a bird ,elephants have long legs don't cha know

 

You should be thankful you don't have Cassowaries.