FAO Birdwatchers

What the hell kind of bird is this? Been walking on the roof of the wife's car. May be a Crested Albanian Vulture, or maybe not.

 

White poo, that is a dog, they used to do it on pavements in the 70s and 80s, now they do it on cars

 

A chicken?

 

It's the ghost of Rod Hull and Emu.

 

Has this been seen in the area by any chance?

 

Essex bird probably

 

Can't be. No footprints on the windscreen.

 

Wood pigeon?

 

Incontinent pigeon...probably one of the migrating French variety...

 

I didnt realise any birds migrated from France, i thought they shot them all?

 

inside you mean?

 

I believe the shooting of anything with wings is confined to the rougher areas of western France....

 

We had Rod in to fix our TV aerial, but he never sent us an invoice. Most odd.

 

Albatross or a Dodo

 

Supposed to be a sign of luck to be underneath a pigeon when it dumps. Something akin to having an egg cracked over ones head, very difficult to remove the dribbles with a tissue.

 

I hate the damn things. They breed like crazy in our garden.

 

its the " african white footed gnawi bird "
once owned by prince tutu, from the wherethefukrwe, tribe
probably lost!

 

wow , I am shocked

you have a wife...

 

More like a "foot pump" & "puncture repair kit"