Eeeeeeee I'm up norff

I've travelled up norff. Eeeeeeee it's a bit dark and wet up err.

Ooooooo think its warmer darn sarf

 

ow far tup norf are ya ?

 

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee owwwwwwww far darn sarf you beeeeen

 

Ave you met reeeel Ovis yet??

 

hope you don't die of altitude sickness, ourdave

 

a true up-norf-typer-bloke? I bet he's getting squiffy on't rosey wine already

 

Doff your flat cap, get some whippets and put t' in front of everything you say and you'll fit in just fine, But by eck its grimm up t'there!

 

And blokes don't drive minis ???

 

I left me flat cap at home so i hope i can still fit in and I couldn't find a whippet to adopt in time.

Amazingly they drink rose up ere and I thought they were ard nuts!!!!!

Is donny actually norff?

 

I thought it was midlands

 

rosy? tha should be 'avin a black n tan. (unless in ireland)

 

He nearly choked on his rose Mark. I reckon that means he likes it ;-)

 

Mateus rules ;D

 

Have you started speaking like this?

tha got beef wi me ..