Seriously my views on fish changed when I took the kids to one of those undersea world places. There was the usual tunnel under the sharks thing but then a tank (more like one of those round garden swimming pools) full of flatfish like plaice and sole. These swam to the surface to have their heads scatched like dogs like a scratch behind the ear. Never mind Dolphins these were trying to make friends. I still eat them though. Just because they don't squeal, fish aren't robots.
Eel be sorry he ever started this thread. & if dolphins are so smart, why do they keep getting caught in fishing nets?