Out of interest, who on here has stocked up on bog roll then? Iv only got half a roll left, so I'm hoping it's not sold out!
can you give your keyboard a wipe before you post again,,.... Plumbers with grubby hands are super spreaders ..
I’m hoping my unhygienic ways have built up a fab immune system . That, or stretched it to breaking point!!
Betty always carries at least 5million rolls standard you can use your hands cos you WILL be washing them a lot
That’s blatant profiteering. With s 2% mortality rate heightened in the old, the pensions fund will have less to pay out!
We're down to using Screwfix shop towels. Sixteen quid for six enormous rolls. Much better value than Andrex. And they're about a foot wide - perfect for those "dodgy kebab" cleanups
If you get the angle of approach wrong, marry it to an under estimation of entry speed and compound it with too much pressure you could get a nasty paper cut. Worse still, if you are expecting more adhesion as boasted by the more quilted variety of loo roll....well.....you could end up with a bruised plum or two as your hand glides through its ark with a swan like serenity.
There are cases confirmed very near now. Government has said to fill gondolas, chairlifts to 1/3rd capacity. And bars, public spaces. Everything g is still open but pretty quiet...everybody is cancelling.
