Corona fever

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Day, Feb 23, 2020.

  1. Toyota Corolla :)
     
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  2. That’s a jap n disease
     
  3. ashharrr! Wing tong flu gon:)
     
  4. Dat sun azgontoo!
     
  5. No need to worry. The government have it all planned out. The elderly are apparently the most vulnerable. Our action plan is to bring retired doctors out of retirement. Oh
     
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  6. Latest theory is that the Corona virus is the Chinese solution to the result of restricting child birth, basically too many old people with too few young people to pay /look after them so let’s creat a cost effective virus to cull the old and infirm, brilliant idea apparently
     
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  7. That was my first thought, that's come out of a lab in China as a solution to overpopulation. Apparently it's less infectious than influenza although that can kill ya too if it's a bad case. Yep, man made.
     
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  8. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

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  9. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    That's not going to happen.
     
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  10. Gingerbus

    Gingerbus Supporter

    Any news on restrictions in cable cars/gondolas and lift stations following Italian gov advice to stay 1m away from people in crowded places and cancelling sports events?


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  11. Pudelwagen

    Pudelwagen Supporter

    The Australians seem to have a solution to the Coronavirus problem.

    Toilet paper!

    "Perhaps the worst doomsday scenario is this: being stuck on the toilet and finding you're down to the last square.

    At least that appears to be the nightmare prospect scaring many Australians right now, who have become the latest group to respond to coronavirus fears by buying toilet paper en masse.

    This is despite authorities stressing there is no shortage - given most of the nation's rolls are made locally.

    However in Sydney, the nation's largest city, supermarket shelves have been cleared in minutes, forcing one chain to enforce a four-pack buying limit.

    Police were even called to a dispute on Wednesday, with reports saying a knife was pulled out in an argument over toilet roll between panic buying shoppers.

    On social media, #toiletpapergate and #toiletpapercrisis were top trending on Wednesday. Rolls were being flogged for hundreds of dollars online, while listeners were calling into radio stations to win packs of 3-ply loo roll."

    Perhaps @Terrordales could enlighten us as to why this is so essential for Australians?
     
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  12. A girl at my lads office, in that London,
    came into work yesterday..just got back from Italy..:eek:
    .had a bit of a cold...and feeling tired
    they've sent her to work from home..:thumbsup:

    I've got a few gigs Booked this year...
    900 people together in one room jumping about...?
     
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  13. Can’t you do them from home :D
     
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  14. Sproggy4830

    Sproggy4830 Supporter

    Those people that make the sanitising gels must be rubbing their hands together .
     
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  15. Dub and Dubber

    Dub and Dubber Supporter

    Can't believe I'm actually considering cancelling a rare trip t' cinema because the boss is on immuno-suppressants and one of the other two people going works at Dyson in "hot spot" Malmsbury :confused:
    Has it really come to that?
     
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  16. Merlin Cat

    Merlin Cat Moderator

    Although I’m fairly positive I just have a common cough and sore throat I have found myself googling Coronavirus symptoms!! o_O
     
  17. I can't get 900 people in ...:D
     
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  18. James Bond has cancelled ...
    so just feel like him ..:hattip:
     
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  19. Dub and Dubber

    Dub and Dubber Supporter

    :thumbsup: ... though I think that was just feeling bad about the film's title ...
     
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  20. Dub and Dubber

    Dub and Dubber Supporter

    Now I know what to do with this lot ... Nice little WTO rules export market to Oz ... They're all "Neanderthals" after all aren't they? :thumbsup:
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