Collecting pebbles!

How about a TLB pebble collecting weekend camp, we could all go off and at the end of the day over a pint show all the interesting pebbles we have found, I can’t make it I’m busy

 

Did you bring a stuffed donkey back with you?

 

Yes but I swear I didn’t do anything dodgy with it, we’ll only the once

 

Sombrero?

 

No need for that, it was only the once

 

You can't say that about wife number 3

 

From the look of that photo, the last time you let your hair down it ran away.

 

I think even Baz has lost count. That's why they wear shirts with numbers on the back.

 

I’ve retired this is the last wife for me......or is it?

 

What do you do with the old ones? Take them down Oxfam?

 

Can you really be bothered it's all such a faff...

 

I'm not having any recycled @Barry Haynes rejects thank you very much.

 

They're "preowned", not rejects.