Christmas Nutters

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by rustbucket, Dec 6, 2022.

  1. Does anyone else’s business suffer every year with the Christmas nutters? People who flat out ignored your advice and now are desperate to have impossible jobs done before Christmas.

    so far this week I’ve had one customer with water pouring out of her boiler who I advised over a year ago to change it. She’s now worried that it might breakdown and her husband is ill.

    one customer with a forty year old boiler that’s now leaking and needs changing. We had the discussion two years ago.

    another customer with water peeing out of his boiler despite him telling me in the spring that he was changing it in the summer.

    A builder I know that’s been working on a house presumably for months. He’s gone as far as to actually buy a boiler and then only yesterday thought he’d better ask me to fit it. Again needs installation before Christmas.

    all three now wanting them changed before Christmas. Well not by me they won’t be.

    every year all the nutters come out in December. Anyone else find this?
     
  2. Norris

    Norris Supporter

    Maybe next year keep December free ready for the double-rate rush jobs! :)
     
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  3. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Supporter and teachers pet

    Never mind all that, we have a faulty ball cock in the downstairs loo. What time can you get here tomorrow?
     
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  4. Give them my number, iv'e got a roll of ptfe and a wrench :)
     
  5. You have two loos, posh.
     
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  6. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Supporter and teachers pet

    Now that’s not very pc is it? :mad:





    Ah…sorry, I thought you said wench. What am I like eh? :rolleyes:
     
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  7. Yesterday at 4.30am but I couldn’t get a reply. Where shall I send the call out invoice?
     
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  8. Over qualified
     
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  9. He was including the one at the end of the back yard.
     
  10. Huyrob

    Huyrob Supporter

    Different job , but every body wanted to be in their new house for Xmas , it was as though the world ended on 24 th Dec.
    On the plus Side it was a very busy period after Xmas on the probate front, with many clients coming to regret that they had wanted to take the advice but had delayed it ( obviously stressful times). Fortunately it was possible, in most cases to re- write wills to take effect retrospectively so all happy ! ……..can’t do that with a leaking stop cock yet…..plumbers get yer act together:D
     
  11. I'm having a week off at Christmas,no calls will be answered because some people can't take no for an answer
     
  12. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    And the tin bath in the pantry:p
     
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  13. Huyrob

    Huyrob Supporter

    Southern softies warming it up,

    Should be, and often is on a six inch nail in t’yard. That’s if your lucky to ‘ave a nail…
    We used to wa’m up t’nail in fire, chuck it in puddle and take turns rollin’ in the warmth of first bath for yonks.
     
  14. Just triple your rates. You'll have busy xmas, but you'll be driving a Porsche at the end of it :thumbsup:
     
  15. scrooge95

    scrooge95 Moderator and piggy bank keeper

    Same for us... everyone wants their tree in time for Christmas.....
    ;)
     
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  16. crossy2112

    crossy2112 Supporter

    Better off waiting while the January sales :)
     
  17. Suss

    Suss Supporter

    He already has 2 of them!
    He won't want another :rolleyes:
     
  18. I bought a lovely larch from John Lewis last year. 50% off :thumbsup:
     
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  19. Always dreamt of owning a Marina, I was told.
     

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