Christmas House Lights

I was tempted to get some sparkly things this afternoon. Just got to find somewhere to plug them in.

 

what’s a Joule/second?

 

https://youtube.com/@Joolzguides

 

That's just mean

 

More likely to get a flashing Santa round her way

 

A watt

 

I was trying my to recite the only thing I recall from failed a level physics…. The only physics joke!

 

In posh Cheshire they're known as the "Eh Watt", or the "Tha'nuss" in Yorkshire.

 

I hope you said that as Michael Caine

 

Ah. I get it now

 

I think she's just been very modest.
I took this video of her house tonight!

 

Their lights are…

 

This is it.
It’s not a lot. But it’s Christmas, and Christmas is for the kids. I know two of them are adults, but they are still OUR kids. So, I’m obliged as a father, not to worry about Putin, or if they run off the sun.

 

At least we're fully LED now, apart from the kitch chain of snowmen that Mrs Norris loves (and had me searching for spare 2.4v bulbs online for last year)

Just the one line of twinkly lights along the ground floor guttering. Although having just got home at 1am and the street lights are out, we were doing a good job of illuminating the street

A few LEDs will barely cost pennies to run. It's the log burner that's really "putting it" to Putin - proper British wood too

 

I take off shirt. Pee on your "British Wood". Wrestle bear.

 

A normal Friday night then snotts?

 

Once Rich has got a few Lambrinis in him all bets are off!

 

And us...