I believe in the new film, the dog will be provided with a "safe space" in which to celebrate its blackness...
You could be right as I thought I'd seen a version with the name altered, however having been exposed to the original version as a child it all seemed a bit silly. Now that is serious I wish to register my upset on behalf of all the honkys who havent read your post but might have been had they done so.
Write to The Guardian immediately. They'll be offended on your behalf. I'll start a meaningless online petition.