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so, i tried a 3 point turn in this narrow lane...

 

I swerved serveral times to miss the tree that had stepped out in front of me.

 

Of course I’m still on the ‘phone.

 

em.. yes Mr Lockhart, the test drive is going really well, unfortunately I'm not sure this is the right car for me.

 

but I’ve spilt the coffee.

 

i only wanted to open the sunroof

 

"Ah. I see when you asked me if I had insurance before the test drive, you weren't talking about for my house? Oh dear..... taxi"

 

'I'm sure those scratches will polish out'

 

You have gotten us lost, she said.

You are heading the wrong way she said.

This is the last time I let you drive my car she said.

Do a 180 she said.

 

I got a great idea to make @lost-en-france late for work....

 

"Just like a Golf."
Transfer my prize to the usual off-shore account. Ta.

 

So I left the car here last night and then....

 

Great! The stereo's still in and I'll have them wheels off in no time.

 

Je suis upside down. ( not sure on the French for the last bit). Taxi! (Said in a loud voice)

 

Stella Artios... reassuringly expensive

 

Nicole. Yes Pa Pa. Je suis capsizedamo.