Caption competition

Judge is Jivester
Prize is the swimming costume

 

I’m out, I’ve see it on @Poptop2 s steering wheel

 

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Back to the caption- 'can't remember seeing that on www.swimsuit365.co.uk'

 

Deck chairs are easy love, straighten the back and get your legs apart.

 

I think yuv got crabs duck .

 

The original arse licker!

 

I'm judging and the prize is a free go on the back of my tandem

 

I must strongly protest at this pic!



















that farmer is quite clearly using a steam tractor!

 

"Excuse me, you're blocking my view of the fit bird."

 

"If only I had me teeth in....."

 

These straps won't fit round me cankles!

 

Is it four cankles?

 

Not sure what you call chunky wrists ?

 

Food bracelets ??

 

I say I say I say, my wife's that fat when she bends over etc etc.

 

Bazza takes his girlfriend Teresa to the seaside.

 

She was born in Eastbourne he knows what floats her boats