Caption competition

'Is that an original barn door model?'

 

You make a better door than you do a window

 

"That's weird.. I'm sure I parked my bike there."

 

@Barneyrubble visits margate masseuse..

 

Hey mate light this

 

Have I followed through?

 

I thought it was @crossy2112 saying cor I would , or shall I whippet

 

Does my bum look big in this swimsuit

 

How many times have i told you about doing this in Sainsbury's car park

 

Blimey Bazza. I didn’t realise you owned a flat cap!
I bet it’s a present from @crossy2112.
Watch out, there’ll be a Whippet turn up on your doorstep next!!


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"smash your back doors in!"

 

Your all wrong it’s Bazza thinking “ if I was only Forty year younger”

 

I would be 5

 

Would ya

 

Just have!!


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I don’t know Barry. Show us a picture of you in a swimsuit and let us judge

 

"Wish Breath lady would get out the way I can't see if my whippets winning"

 

This caption competition, what do we win? Who’s judging it ?