Lol. If it wasn't for Just Stop Oil, what would Tarquin and Miranda do during the day? They obviously haven't got jobs to go to.
We have printers in Exxon down at Fawley. I have been caught up a couple of times in the just stop oil idiots, wandering aimlessly on the road. What really grinds my gears? When they get fed up and decide it's time to sign on, they all mooch back to their cars and drive off, never seen one of them driving anything remotely electric.
But they're saving the planet, don't you know? At least Extinction Rebellion serves a purpose: it gives menopausal middle-aged women something to do during the day. Otherwise, they'd just sit at home, having hot flushes.
I did laugh last year when they were blocking the road they had a table in gazebo with a tea urn and assorted biscuits. Every time someone interviews them and asks what the they want all they say is change
After I protest ,I shuffle off on my knees while disciplining myself with a small scourge.i like to keep it real.
There was a German protester who glued themselves by their hands to the road, they didn't reckon with the use of diamond cutting discs.. they were sent home with two bits of road securely glued to their hands . "Nobody wanted to risk injuring them by separating their hands from the road"
I might start with that white glue that you used at primary school in case I need to nip off to the loo or something