Blokes at the dump

They should be shaped into coat stands before rigamortice sets in. Only fair as it's their generation that used elephants feet to keep umbrellas in.

 

Shabby chic used to be known as “old crap”...

 

Patina = old crap
Distressed = old crap
Character = old crap
Original = old crap


Crumpet toaster = pointless old crap

 

I think our council sends all our waste pensioners to the Dorset coast