They change the layout on a daily basis at our local one, an unhealthy obsession with traffic cones and skips that are partially open but have a sign saying 'skip not in use', like it's a trap to entice you to put something in so they can bellow at you. The best bit thing at our tip is a dedicated pensioner skip - for people to drop pensioners in to when they dither and stop in front of you for no reason. Just pick them up and tip them in. Should have similar skips at supermarkets and GP clinics as well.
I got told off by a tip Hitler wearing a bodycam for putting too much waste oil in the waste oil thing... ten litres per person is the max apparently..
I got told off putting my empty waste oil tins and plastic in the recycling, according to the pikey the small amount of oil contaminates the blast furnace. So they go in landfill and contaminate the land forever, or until one day Countryside builds houses on it, my little local dig.
Or for young whippersnappers that have no patience, mind you they would jump in because they are "soooo busy"can't wait
No patience? I'd have thought it's oldies that should be soooo busy and can't wait, making the most of what time they've got left, they should be pushing us out of the way!
We have pensioner recycling skips round our way, run by the Soylent Green company. I don’t know what they do with them.
Me . Old shed on the roof rack. Me. Where can I put this Skip bloke. .over there,how big is it ? Me . 8 X 10 SB. Sorry mate nothing bigger than 8x6 Me what SB. If you cause any trouble I'll call the police Me. .your having a laugh SB. Right I've just got your van photo Me. FFS
us dithering pensioners go there during the week, its a social thing and a chance to meet up and chat with fellow oldies. and we like to drive there slowly to wind up all those other drivers rush rushing around. we have to reverse into the parking spaces and that takes time and care and may involve lots of backwards and forwards to squeeze between the other cars. re the shed, drive out, drive back in and tell em its 8 x 6, job done.
Ha Remember my sister visiting home after moving to that London and declaring herself a veggie - our mam used to 'hide' chicken on her plate under her mash potatoes and it always got eaten...!
