Big Bang - Postponed

I thought they’d named a loaf of bread after him then I realised it said thick cut boom boom, the old ones and all that

 

@snotty do you never sleep, you’re super human that or you’ve Marmite the bed again

 

I admit it, I have taken control of @snotty 's account when he toddles off to bed.
I'm just about to hand control back to him.

 

He’s out giving his gearbox another coat of gold paint and sticking some costume jewellery to his engine bay

 

He told me they are real diamonds and not cubic zirconia.

 

It's chaos, what with you and Vlad hijacking my accounts. I found I'd apparently ordered six crates of Vodka from Waitrose yesterday.

 

I'll pop around and help you dispose of them.

 

We drink wodka, take off shirt. Wrestle, like men.

 

Oi, Yorkie. Get some quiche down you.

 

Funny that. I can always remember my old nan saying 'get some eggy flan darn yer and you'll grow up big and strong'
Not

 

Drink wodka, take off shirts, ride weasel riding woodpecker.