This is what Mr Fishy-Pant's avatar picture looks like in full: It's not what he keeps under his hat that you have to worry about!
most of us show the real us in our avatars , some are hidding behind another man , i mean fish in your trousers
I can't believe that some of you lot hadn't sussed the Bernd Pischetsrieder thing before now. Although I was a little surprised at Brighton, when folk told me that I didn't look like my avatar! Clearly Bernard Fishtrousers is how you pronounce Uncle Bernie's name. For those of you that I shall meet for the first time tomorrow, My name is Dave and I am an alcoholic. This is a picture of me, I am actually 'Woolarding' in this shot.