batten down the hatches where in some some bad weather

Chainsaw?

 

Good idea, chop their conservatory down

 

Just checked the wind direction and looks like it would flatten the conservatory and the kitchen extension. Neighbours won't be amused if it does and I don't have the cash to rebuild it all, so I think I'll get on go-compare or summat and see what's what.

Time for a new insurance related thread...

 

I think thats a good idea.

 

I would have thought their insurance should cover them

 

I would have thought their insurance company would ok a top end repair quote, then hound me personally for the cash.

 

If the tree was there before they built the conservatory you could argue that they built it in a risk area.

 

but does he work on sundays , just your luck hes away in the azzzoooorzzz planes do crash thou rick

 

We had some rain this morning, unfortunately we're in Melbourne & it's still as dry as toast back home.

 

1/3 of the tree has grown while I've been here. I should have chopped it down in the last few years, but it's too dangerous for me to do myself and I don't have the funds to pay a professional. I gambled that I'd have sold the house and passed on the responsibilty by now.

That's why I'm on it today.

 

The forecast has changed a bit for the better, I think the weather peeps are losing their nerve.

 

Getting windy here now, Hovercraft has stopped running and few trees down, 1 quite big !!!

600 homes now without power !!!!!!!

 

Na , the storms gonna head North then loiter over my house for a couple days.

 

Load of old ***** for East Anglia after all that, says 23mph gusting 40, hardly a hurricane?

 

Looks like it could go three ways and its supposed to start late tonight/early hours of tmw morning
Its raining and quite windy here now but nothing out of the norm for the time of year

 

@paradox Are you ready?

 

That cracked me right up lol
Where did you find that steve?