If your on the large side and want to go up Snowden on the mountain railway,well your in luck as they have had to increase the size of the carriages and the install bigger seats to accommodate the ever growing population.It seems that the average customer is now larger than when the train was first used in Victorian times.
Can't they just drive those electric cart things up Snowden? The ones the NHS give them because they're too heavy for their legs, due to excessive pie intake.
Make them go this way up. They'll be eating less pies in no time. BTW, this chap is being a big girls blouse.