Anyone else been poo'ed on today?

i have the world (well tlb) famous poo bus, and i claim my £5

 

some evil thing pooped on my bonnet today and some of it sprayed up the windscreen , the poop was the size of a large dinner plate ,it was fibrous and very greasy also it made a plop sound when it landed

 

One of the Airedales pooed on a small white fluffy dog on our morning walk, does that count? ???

 

not today, but a couple of months back when my little girl was potty training and running about with no clothes on, she was stood by the window looking out and said "poo poo daddy" she decided the potty was to far away and to much effort to bother with and started squeezing, i saw the brown fellow popping out and took the split second decision to catch it, figuring it would wash of my hands easier than off the carpet !!! , i dont recommend it, i can still feel the sensation of warm and squishy in my hand :'( i then had to carry both to the bathroom for clean up and finishing off