Anti Bucket list !

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  1. Dub and Dubber

    Dub and Dubber Supporter

    Dub and Dubber, Mar 12, 2023
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  2. hailfrank

    hailfrank Admin esq.

    not really it was ok.
     
    hailfrank, Mar 12, 2023
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  3. scrooge95

    scrooge95 Moderator and piggy bank keeper

    1. See / hear Michael McIntyre in any shape or form.

    ...actually I could happily end my anti-bucket list with just that one, to be honest.
    But in the spirit of things, I'll try for nine more.

    2. Go fox hunting / pheasant shooting. Actually, killing anything intentionally for purposes other than food would cover it.
    3. Go on any form of big brother, love island, jungle, x-factor thing.

    Hells teeth, I'm struggling here... there must be other things I don't want to do (apart from work for the rest of my life)

    4. Work for the rest of my life.
    5. Go on a posh cruise.
    6. Win the jackpot on the euro-millions. (I'd quite like a decent smaller prize though, if anyone can swing it for me)
    7. Do that 'adrenalin stuff' where you're in a big plastic ball rolling down a hill. (Zorbing?)
    8. Roll over Niagra Falls in a barrel.
    9. Go clubbing in Ibiza with a load of twenty-somethings.
    10. Be forced to watch Strictly Come Dancing every weekend for eternity.
     
    scrooge95, Mar 12, 2023
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  4. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Supporter and teachers pet

    I thought Zorbing was where you smash plates and do a funny kind of line dance thing with your arms across other people’s shoulders :thumbsup:


    Ah, yeah, that reminds me

    1) line dancing

    would be on my list, much as I love a lot of Country music, there is no need for that kind of thing :rolleyes:
     
    Jack Tatty, Mar 12, 2023
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  5. Pedro del monkeybike

    Pedro del monkeybike

    Morris dancing ! I know where that originated from
    When someone left the handbrake off and it rolled onto their foot
    You hop around on one leg in a circular motion
    Yelling and threatening to hit it with a stick but you can’t because it’s a customer’s car:chewie::)
     
    Pedro del monkeybike, Mar 12, 2023
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  6. crossy2112

    crossy2112 Supporter

    hitting my thumb with a hammer
    clearing snow after over enthusiastic snow machine
    using a bin as a ladder
    not winning the lottery
     
    crossy2112, Mar 12, 2023
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  7. Meltman

    Meltman Sprout Lover

    I think my list is about the same....except....I could just about manage to cope if I won the euro millions, but I know it would be a struggle!
     
    Meltman, Mar 12, 2023
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  8. Soggz

    Soggz Supporter

    If I won the euro millions, I would give most of it away.
     
    Soggz, Mar 12, 2023
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  9. scrooge95

    scrooge95 Moderator and piggy bank keeper

    I think it would change my life, but probably not in a good way... a million or two would be handy though ;)
     
    scrooge95, Mar 12, 2023
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  10. philntfc

    philntfc

    Yep, didn't like it so went back to the Fourth Division:D
     
    philntfc, Mar 12, 2023
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  11. Soggz

    Soggz Supporter

    It wouldn’t change my life one bit. I would just have better stuff than I already have now. I got a house now, I would have a better one.
    I got a vw van now, I would just have a better one, I got motorbikes now, I would just have better ones. Money wouldn’t change me as a person, it would probably just make me more generous to my family and friends, to improve their lives, but I would still be me.
     
    Soggz, Mar 12, 2023
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  12. rustic loaf

    rustic loaf

    Shark cage diving
    Take an MRNA jab
    Eat Ocra again
     
    rustic loaf, Mar 12, 2023
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  13. mikedjames

    mikedjames Supporter

    We went to Disneyland in Anaheim CA. Two days of that is enough for a lifetime. Then did a road trip and everywhere else was real and better.
    There are no mountains in Florida. Just ignorance and alligators.
     
    mikedjames, Mar 12, 2023
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  14. Pony

    Pony

    Go to Glastonbury, stuck in the same field with thousands and thousands of people for a long weekend is, frankly, on par with going to IKEA.
    Follow an influencer. Moronity is cured by thinking for yourself, try it, the results may increase nuanced discussion.
    Be a sheeple
    Be a cons - human.
    Eat jellied eels again. Sorry @Barry Haynes, the ones I had weren't for me.
    Do an activity because Country File suggested it.
    Join the National Trust for any other reason than cheap parking.
    Stop believing each to their own.
    Take offence too easily. At times there can't be enough cotton wool in the world.
    Wish Lancashire good luck at the cricket.
    Be "normal".
     
    Pony, Mar 12, 2023
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  15. SweeneyTodd

    SweeneyTodd

    Vote conservative.... The End!
     
    SweeneyTodd, Mar 12, 2023
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  16. tyke2

    tyke2

    Eat Crushed Avocado
    Go to a "Cat Cafe"
    Listen to George Michael album
    Associate with Mark Francois (I met him through work and my lasting impression was that if I started punching him I wouldn't be able to stop.)
    TikTok
    Anything to do with Elon - Especially Tesla (i do drive an electric motor tho)
    Eat a Banana
    Watch a long lost relative type program. - If you saved £1 a week for the 30 years that you missed them terribly you could have flown to Australia, so you cant be that keen!
    Be part of the " it's not my fault" brigade - Also known as the " it's them foreigners wot stole our jobs" gang
    Dance
     
    tyke2, Mar 13, 2023
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