Anti Bucket list !

Name 10 of the things that you would never want to do in your life!
Here’s a few of mine

Go to a football match
Go on a cruise
Ride a Harley
Drive a Farrari
Go to china
Eat sweetbreads
Own an electric car
Go fishing
Go on skiing holiday
Play a round of golf

 

Oh go on.

 

Can’t disagree with a single one of those….. although despite having a full bike licence for 50+ years, I’ve never ridden a proper motorbike.

 

No!

 

agree with football, fishing and skiing

 

Do naked ten pin bowling

Eat tripe while standing in a bucket of custard

Sweep up after Notting hill carnival

Kiss a donkey

Stand between two bag pipe players

Eat spam fritters for breakfast

Sit all day on a river bank with a fishing rod pretending to enjoy myself

Eat Nando chicken

Wait for cliff Richards next Christmas song

Drink enough to get a hangover.

 

paint my left knee green
form a string quartet
extract my wisdom teeth
pretend my name is keith

 

Did you misread the title Jive? It’s stuff you DON’T want to do

 

I don’t have to pretend…..

 

Support Arsenal
Take Cocaine
Go to Magaluf
Play golf
Own a BMW
Parachute jump
Wallpapering
Eat insects (street food stuff)
Watch a Harry Potter film
Learn to count to ten.

 

You’re missing out.

 

These sound like lyrics from a Sleaford Mods record…

 

Do a 9 to 5.
Go on I’m a Celebrity.
Watch Love Island.
Have a really bad accident and end up disabled.
Go blind.
Be mauled by an out of control dog.
Be obese.
Die after my kids.
Lie

 

Oh ok if we are going down this route then I guess I should add falling into an industrial mincing machine.

 

Sorry but some of the words here were used in the 1930's by nasty people.

Anyway..

Go on a cruise liner
Buy an all electric car..
Go voluntarily to a football match .
Take part in martial arts.
Juggle chainsaws.
Go to any Disney theme park ever again.
Sing on stage.
Go to Florida

 

what was it that put you off of Florida so much? We took the kids when they were little and had a great time.

 

I've done 8 of those

 

Fair enough!

 

Tried any proper football...