The man isn't wearing a flat 'at. The wife is wearing fancy shoes. The children aren't dressed in rags. There isn't a tin bath in front of the fire. No sign of a whippet or a ferret. How can it possibly be Yorkshire?
"This is the Plumber's Help Line. There's nobody available at the moment to stand in front of your appliance and suck their teeth in a despairing fashion. In the case of an emergency, try wrapping some PTFE tape around it. Or just rip the whole lot out. It'll all have to come out anyway."
"This is the NICEIC Electrician's Help Line. For tips on wearing track suit bottoms with panache, press 1. For a two hour lecture on the Wiring Regulations (18th Edition), press 2. For installation of backboxes at 30º to the horizontal, press 3."
I wonder how checkatrade scores on the service that checks on trade checking services comparison website.
I will check it and get back to you by leaving you a message every day or twice a day once we have nothing else to do please don't forget we unregulated and we do as we like