alternatives to swear words...

chuff is used as "solo sex" round here.....

 

i said "trumping like a train" t'other day in front of my 2 year old nephew and i still got told off!!

mainly because he was telling everyone that he was "trumping like a train" my work here is done >

 

Poohead is a general all round favourite in our house.

 

Flying monkeys
i started using that at work-do to me walking into my office & dropping a major F-bomb after dealing with some student i just had suspended---to only find an older lady sitting in the corner, :-X
I still use it,so i slip up--I'm safe! >