alternatives to swear words...

flippin eckers, kids say . ive hurt my peanuts as they misheard penis , doesnt matter what they hur though, everything is peanuts

 

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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WmRTUNh1vPo

 

Try yelling "furry front bottoms!" at the top of your voice. Very therapeutic.

 

''shine a light'' lol

 

Did you know that the swear word "smeg" was created by the writers of Red Dwarf so that they had a substitute swear word and therefore would allow them to show the programme before the BBC watershed?

 

We do a lot of Chuffin round these parts aswell,
the plumbers favorite is OH BALLCOCKS.

 

after watching endless episodes of 'chuggington' (not on my own, i might add) i've adopted "oh bumpers!" whenever i need an exclamation with a 'b' word to follow.
students think i'm nuts but at least nephew isn't repeating my usual potty mouth quotes

 

I use sugar for poo. But there is nothing sweet about poo. And spanner for spastic. You can't say that now so spanner works well.

Funny enough I use the F and C words as they should be used. I've not been able to find alternatives for those. Even using the word Fudge for the F word just doesn't work. In the heat of passion it just made me laugh like a loon. The moment passed