A few facts about the type 2b bay.

Don't forget they are the most aerodynamic vehicles better the a Ferrari lol

 

I assume that is 60kph.

 

And if you purchase one of these fine vehicles, your wallet shall forever be full with more money than it has the capacity to hold.

 

The bottom 6 inches are the strongest and most corrosion resistant part of a bay

 

The heat exchangers and exhaust are an absolute doddle to change!

 

Whs ????

 

What he said

 

These Buses are watertight and rustproof ......

 

ideal for looking in back windows at traffic lights

 

A gravity fed fuel system sat over a hot air cooled engine is an engineering stroke of genius and not in anyway an accident waiting to happen. Oh, and new rubber fuel lines are indestructible and never ever split or crack...

 

They are so popular because not only do they make financial sense they are the greenest vehicle money can buy and years ahead of everything we have today!
1. Stop/start technology they have been cutting out at traffic lights and roundabouts for over 40 years.
2. The oil they drip is to ensure the tar on the roads remain flexible and hence safe.
3. They are biodegradable and do not burden the planet with landfill.
4. Years ahead for driver comforts: VW ensured the bumpers were a convenient height for people to sit on, so you and your family could enjoy the passing traffic whilst on the hard shoulder waiting for the RAC to turn up?
5. The engines are so refined you can barely hear them? VW therefore had to reduce their heating efficiency to ensure drivers did not fall asleep at the wheel from the sheer silence and smooth ride.
6. To stop other drivers suffering blindness from the headlights they had to reduce the headlight brightness to candle power levels thus being considerate to everyone!
7. Being a socially resoonsible company VW knew that to build such a vehicle was not enough? They had to consider long term labour for its workers in poorer countries to help them improve their living conditions hence kindly including lots of special mud traps and very small drain holes allowing future generations in Brazil, China amongst others to benefit from repeat business in remanufacturing extremely top quality repair panels!
8. If you remove all the wheels and align the wheel bolt holes you can see a map of the stars!
9. Applying flower stickers instantly transforms you into a pretend hippy allowing imediate and free access to Carfest every year.

I better stop!

 

Ok I made that one up! Tell Chris Evans how fab he is , become a celebrety chef or turn up in your £100000 Aston Martin DB5 and you can bring the rusty van for free !

 

They are all completely as they left the factory, and all modifications made by all previous owners were done to the highest possible standards with a view to the future.

 

Once you've got one, you'll never again remember your credit card and security number off by heart. Also you'll be able to walk past crates of rust and oil stacked up in a field without the slightest glance or nervous tic.