₮i₮s, ₮oilet Seats and Equal Rights

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by BayWatcher, Feb 4, 2014.

  1. I liked the toilet paper we had at school, rough on one side, smear it on the other, and every square had " now wash your hands" on it
  2. With a 13 year old autistic child, aerosol wee and poo from toilet flushing is the least of my worries. Lid up, who cares, a bit of poo / wee isn't going to kill you.
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  3. Tuesday wildchild

    Tuesday wildchild I'm a circle!

    Actually I think you'll find it is 'in front ' or 'behind'. :D
  4. Tuesday wildchild

    Tuesday wildchild I'm a circle!

    You psh git we had to go a scrape are arse on football field, only school with brown lines markings.
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  5. No, that's the answer to "where are you going to use it?" :thinking:
  6. So was the "Now wash your hands" printed on both sides of the sheet? If not, was it inside or outside?
  7. That's Izal. Aerospace-grade surface polish on one side, 60 grit on the other.
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  8. Tuesday wildchild

    Tuesday wildchild I'm a circle!

    You must have slightly different parts to me. :hattip:
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  9. At least with Bronco it doubled as tracing paper....
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  10. Heathen. Excuses for letting standards drop. Blame it on the kid eh! You should be ashamed!
  11. I don't remember, but smear side sent it up your back
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  12. I always lift it up ...so it drains of all the slash that i did on it when it was left down .
    NOW the Mrs keeps it down .
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  13. did you fold a corner for under your nails :D
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  14. I came 3rd in the Fircroft junior school yellow snow up the wall competition, I was the caretaker at the time
  15. Worryingly it was Mrs Dawson and one of the dinner ladies that beat you.
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  16. It's a pity Operation Yewtree put a stop to that. It was a great school tradition.
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  17. Sorry up ...See how this lid thing can get confusing :rolleyes:
  18. Terrordales

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  19. We bought one of those Japanese automatic bum-washing toilets. I may have to get it fixed.

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  20. Our 18 yr old son is always leaving the seat lid up which annoys the hell outa off me got fed up off telling him now.
    So when we come home lunchtime if the lid is up we take a photo of it skidders and landslide too, he has yet to read the instructions on toilet brush usage. Them iMessage it to him at college so it comes up on his phone and watch.

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