Its why I drive up the Fosse way to Techenders. Last time I saw some very new LandRover group cars done up in camouflage wrap. So I took pictures of them because they were just in front of me stuck behind a tractor doing 15mph.
You need an alternative Selfie Stick - a sharpened broom handle to poke self obsessed MeMe's when they take pointless photos of themselves.
Ive just stopped off at a cafe in an outdoor shop. I asked for a white decaf coffee. They looked at me gone out. My colleague translated that I wanted a flat white decaf. They don’t do decaf white coffee. I can have a decaf instant coffee tho! Since when did the words white coffee become so difficult to understand?! Serves me right I suppose, I shouldn’t have gone with coffee like a foreigner or a yuppie and had a good old mug of tea instead
i just like an ordinary small coffee with milk - once they start spouting the 42 different types of coffee they have, my partial deafness then becomes acute and i just stare blankly at them
worked once with a train driver who was reknowned for grumpyness was driving one of those old fashioned trains where the only thing between the driver and the first passenger was a glass screen lo and behold who sat down there a young gentleman with one of them new fandangled walkmans after 10 minutes the driver stopped the train , lent out the cab and said " you have 3 options - turn it off - move to the back of train or else you getting off my train here in the middle of nowhere !" ( his language was actually a bit more colourful )
Since when did a coffee become an Americano?? Peeps serving you get all confused if you don't order by what is written on the menu - makes me grumpy!!!
So you're saying we need a Tent/Marquee with people sitting next to you with their walkmans on? Instead of a Silent Disco, it will be a tis tis tis tis tis... Disco. Yep, I'd get grumpy at that