Knew it. I'm too tall. Maybe the part of the suspect dizzy then? I'm really good at spinning round and not falling over.
Confession time. ....... Dazza is really my alter ego. Was difficult fooling Clive though but that bo mask seemed to do the trick.
You managed to keep the accent up Pity about the wind blowing your kilt up as you bent over the engine.
That is actually a brilliant idea. Get a compressor for air horns, and mount the bagpipes under front of the van. A quick blast of "Scotland the Brave" and they'll get out of the way
I don't think he needs one now he lives in Magpie land ....he wasn't wearing one when i went to see him in Scotland .
You will all know I am right when I say this, people ........... I think we have all been a little selfish not allowing either Darren/colin/arthur/paul/dave or @Clive Neilands the honour of posting the 1000th post on this thread as they were after all the main charachters in this "The Scottish Saga" So........ in way of an apology we should all go the extra mile to get to 2000. Come on folks let's see those fingers!
...actually, in the best Shakespearian tradition, we should refer to it as "The Scottish Thread", so as not to bring bad luck...
We need Oscar and his 'shopping skills to demonstrate the illustration in an accurate and representative manner