removing wheel nuts

Was the last person to tighten your wheel nuts a 15 year old work experience trainee at Kwikfit?. Oh the joys of the rattle gun to the uninitiated. I had to apply a garden spade to my wheel brace and it's never looked right since.

 

If you asked for a tent they'd have been all over it...

 

did you try nippin um up a tad first

 

Heat, breaker bar with an impact socket on, they're much stronger.

 

impact driver with a socket on and a lump hammer

 

Just needed to get wheel off to clean up metal under arch and weld on seatbelt anchor.
Gawd knows when my next window of opportunity will be.
Maybe I'll get camping summer 2016

 

Have you tried swearing at it?

 

I'm trying alcohol, it'll help!

Will drive down a tyre place and get them rattled off.
Is it acceptable to put copper grease on wheel nuts??

 

What Dicky and Flakey says, deffo.If all else fails, nut breakers

 

Come to me, I'll show you how to get um off easy peasy and learn ya to weld good too, maybe you should have conceded your frail arms are gonna snap off before you get a wheel nut undone , ask one of you children to do it for ta with their little tykes adjustable spanner x

 

Yes, just fill the threads of the studs, don't lather it on. http://www.hotvws.com/content.php?contentID=62

 

Haha, I had trouble with other side when I did it this week, bit managed to get em off by jumping on the wheel wrench or using the jack to force the wrench.
Managed to crack one off today but the rest were stuck fast

 

Managed to Crack one off, that's info you should keep secret, even from @MrsVolkswombat

 

is she his friend

 

No just one of his many many lovers

 

has she had the sausage mail

 

Yes. Or garlic butter, whichever you prefer.

 

Youre darn souf int yer?!
Parmesan shavings to soak up oil spills?!

 

One is closer to Winchester than your good self, yes...

 

Get them loosened by the twot that did them up. 90 ft/lbs innit?