Tell us a totally random fact about yourself

I had a dog fall on my head.

 

I used to be able to drink a half pint of guiness while doing a handstand.

 

One of my big toes isn't.

 

I have had my gentleman's parts washed by a nun. True. Regrettably.

 

I don't drive.

 

One of my feet was on the really wild show

 

why ?

 

I once saw Roger Moore do up his corset before opening a shop

 

ive stood next to Gordon Ramsey

 

Iv'e had tea with Lulu

 

not my wife?

 

Was he rude to you?

 

we were working at one of his resturants the Aubergine and he was very rude to me when I told him the boiler was dangerous. Due to a lack of ventilation

 

Is she ginger and from glasgow

 

no, she's bottle blond from wolvo.

 

but can she screech like a banshee

 

I ignore helena bonham carter when she was at Belvior Castle

 

oh yes she can deffo SHOUT

 

One hit banshee with no other talent.