Out of the game

Sounds like your clutch cable is about to break BTW. Replace that and it will probably fix ALL the gearbox issues.
That accelerator free play? I pointed out earlier the cable had been recently hooked into a different hole at the front? Not to cast aspersions but did they do that to create a fault? Sure looks like it. Allegedly.

 

They missed off "Don't like the colour".

Well done, Union Aircooled

 

that properly made me chuckle

 

i believe is pronounced "we need a holiday who pants can we pull down"

 

"Owner's legs need waxing".

 

neighbours dog barks to much

 

Petrol tank only half full - warning.

 

I thought you'd retired from the bus workshop business?

 

*** DANGEROUS ***

 

"Gave my wife a funny look"

 

"Owner broke wind loudly while in waiting area. ***DANGEROUS*** "

 

“Loose cutlery in draw under sink” YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!

 

Willing to help a local owner, sit in a deck chair and point him in the right direction

 

With that list he could by a block of flat a and never work again

 

Put it in for a mot somewhere and fix the fails list
Then head to techenders and start working through the advisory list

 

I'd scrap it, the fuse box cover is missing. No coming back from that.

 

You forgot the centre bit from the headlight switch.

 

Can someone remind me how to work out the date of your tyres?

 

fire hazard to I would assume do to flying electricity

 

Christ, that's hilarious
We could all make a list up like that about our buses if we looked hard enough, I'm pretty concerned myself about a missing teaspoon from the cutlery drawer.....