Every other week, she waits until I put our recycling bins out then deposits her 2 empty litre bottles of dry gin in there to make it look like she doesn’t have a drink problem & we do.... cheeky old mare!
The only alcoholic drink containers ever in there are her 2 gin bottles apart from empty soft drink cans!
Poor Doreen not only did @SweeneyTodd kill her garden now he won't let the lovely lonely old lady put just 2 bottles in his recycling bin
She would probably be ginned up before she arrived.... Could you leave her there, please? Or take her home with you.... Wife number four
Bazza, I think she turned to gin when the dodgy neighbours turned up wrecking her garden and pulling the area down