Seriously, professor shoelace?! Wtf! YouTube is bloated with absolute bobbins! My contribution... every time I’ve sat to read this thread I’ve been indoors and thought, I’ll dilute the converse discussion with my vans when I go out. Then I forget to take a picture (even when my toddler was walking on my feet in near matching vans yesterday). So you can have my cheap Tesco slippers.
I just looked at the photos and saw that some people did it like me. Therefore, they must be correct!