I'm in M and S Christmas music can be heard in the background ,George Michael is being churned out ,this could be a close one
Ahhh, just been done again in Tesco. Minding my own business buying some food when noddy starts yelling it's Christmas. It's not, it's the 9th December. Mans a fool.
THis ^^^ still Noddy free here - close one on BBC breakfast this morning but it was other non-Noddys singing the infernal song
This is getting silly. I was queuing in tool station this afternoon. The was a guy in front of me asking to look at just about every type of circular saw blade they sell. Normally I wouldn’t be bothered at all, but in this case I was very aware that Christmas music was merrily playing in the background. First Roy wood, then band aid. I could genuinely feel myself getting angry at this guy. I’m thinking” I’m not gonna get away with this much longer, fecking hurry up” then luckily they opened a second till, I got served and practically ran out of the place. Nod free at the minute but I fear for my mental health. My nerves are shredded. I nearly accidentally selected magic Xmas on the dab radio in the van yesterday and let out an audible scream.
It was all going SOOooo well .... Had to pop into town today which involved a quick dodge into ye local shopping centre . I hardly got through the sliding doors when i was Nodded - think they saw me coming .... Felt quite christmas-y when i left though , clutching various totally pointless and expensive carrer bags . Another year .... Sorted in just over an hour
Noddy will be making his way into my jukebox sometime tomorrow, so keep away from my house My niece always plays the B-side just to wind me up - it is dire.
I've been nodded at the brother in laws ,the Xmas top 20 was on TV,there was no escape it was full on in the face
Thought I was going to get noddied last night when bt put me on hold for 15 mins and it was Christmas music Thankfully they came back on the line before it played
im out. Whilst putting the tree up my wife selected a Christmas music channel.. BANG!!!! Out of nowhere I got smacked straight in the ears by I full noddy attack. I staggered backwards but it was too late. I coulda been a contender.
Two hour long kids Christmas party yesterday I thought I was all out of luck and would be noddied for certain. The noddy dodging gods must be protecting me as I left unnoddied
