I've had to call the police ,a bloody great hole in the road this morning just appeared out of nowhere ,The police have said they will look into it
I have taken up playing country and western music backwards ,it's much more cheery The dog came back ,all my crops have grown ,I found my long lost love ,I've given up drink ,The guy next door plays the blues very quietly ,I have money in my pocket ,the car starts every time and it has stopped raining
I got invited to the Premature Ejaculation Society dinner and dance. I asked if there was a dress code they said no, just come in your pants !
I am thinking of banning them both, not merely for the earthy content, but for posting absolutely crappy jokes!