It doesn't matter who you vote for you'll still end up with a self obsessed, self interested B'stard.
Brick and a hard place springs to mind. I guess the toadies are banking on that to be in their favour, Oh and the fact labour couldn't run a p up in a brewery!
Edited because I've just realised that this is a motoring forum and I know nothing about politics and could care even less.
I'm looking on the bright side, at least Jezza will have to step aside. Who knows though... in the current climate he might just sneak the win.