It's got to be an act, surely? I saw him trying to tell the time with a proper clock and he couldn't, no one is that stupid are they?
I wouldn't punch Ray Mears, but would advise him that a man of his age really shouldn't be wearing tight shorts.
And there was me worrying that everyone else bar me thought Michael McIntyre was some sort of comedy genius! Tell you what, once you've finished slapping him around a bit, I'll take over if you'd like?
I like him too. I also like Paul Murton, who does the Grand Tours of the Scottish Islands programme..
Noel Edmunds always, tho radio person Jeremy Vine with his super sincerity has me shouting at the radio quite often at work, however, when Vanessa felts does his programme I go into another level of anger entirely! Tho possibly the TV personality I really really want to punch is Sue, little furry side kick of Sooty and Sweep her stupid insipid voice and poncey I'm really a 1950's housewife drive me to certain fury (I think I may have issues as I'm actually getting angry even thinking about her now ) I'm off to have a bath and calm down
The Scottish one? She was ok. You've reminded me that I want to punch Jools Holland now. He should stick to playing the piano instead of talking in that ridiculous squeaky voice.