Which TV personality would you like to punch?

Jeremy Clarkson.

 

Ant and Dec ,what a waste of space

 

Absolutely. I used to like him, but he's become a complete pompous a*se.

 

Always seemed to be in Smug Mode when on QI - as though he knew all the facts he was just reading out.

 

Justin Fletcher from C-Beebies, he is on everything & very annoying! Also Vernon Kay for being smarmy. He was in the year above me at 6th Form College in Wigan. He's got 6 toes on one foot... Not a lot of people know that! I snogged his best mate, who told me, then Vern had to get them out in the pub to 'prove' it.

 

All current TV "comedians". That should cover it.

Also: that weird posh bird on history programs who can't say her Rs properly. I suspect she'd like a bit of rough treatment, tho'

 

Anyone that looks a bit smarmy

 

Anyone that only promotes so called stars new books and films

 

Does that include politicians, both past and present ?

 

Anyone that gets so boring that you think they've been on all night but it's only been 5 minutes and you can't find the remote to turn it off

 

Weally? I find she has a certain attraction or maybe its just senility on my part...

 

if you like

 

I'd go for senility

 

postman pat,its to much ,how can you have a nose like that ,punch it i say

 

Anyone with a degree from the University of the North Circular Road who's wheeled on to "explain the science" of something, as if they're talking to a six year old. Some have beards, and are very keen.

 

"Convince your friends that you're Derek Acorah by turning out the lights and forgetting everyone's names".

 

Ummm...get what out ?

 

Snots, you've turned into Barry Haynes!



Actually, you never see snotty and Bazza in the same room do you?.....