Always seemed to be in Smug Mode when on QI - as though he knew all the facts he was just reading out.
Justin Fletcher from C-Beebies, he is on everything & very annoying! Also Vernon Kay for being smarmy. He was in the year above me at 6th Form College in Wigan. He's got 6 toes on one foot... Not a lot of people know that! I snogged his best mate, who told me, then Vern had to get them out in the pub to 'prove' it.
All current TV "comedians". That should cover it. Also: that weird posh bird on history programs who can't say her Rs properly. I suspect she'd like a bit of rough treatment, tho'
Anyone that gets so boring that you think they've been on all night but it's only been 5 minutes and you can't find the remote to turn it off
Anyone with a degree from the University of the North Circular Road who's wheeled on to "explain the science" of something, as if they're talking to a six year old. Some have beards, and are very keen.
"Convince your friends that you're Derek Acorah by turning out the lights and forgetting everyone's names".
Snots, you've turned into Barry Haynes! Actually, you never see snotty and Bazza in the same room do you?.....