Women

i will never understand them, my rules are simple and they don't like them.
1. let me do my thing when i want.
2. if your thing doesn't interfere with my thing and i feel like doing it then we can.

and she gets upset why?

 

god, you have no consideration...

she has made me my dinner so i think she has had time to ponder life ,all good now and I did`nt have to make a awful lot of effort...

until next time....

 

So its a night on the tiles then!

 

Well the get out if jail card at that moment is a polite slap on the arse and a sincere 'I'm glad there is nothing for you to worry your pretty little head about....' and then ask what's for tea...

 

should she be interferring with your thang when your doing your thang

 

I never do that anymore ,she always reply`s "what would you like?" ...

been me I have no idea what I want for tea and if I got asked everyday I would run out of things ,so not a question i ask anymore, unless the pans are bubbling and the oven is on...

 

Anyway what kind of tart are you wanting tiles in your garage.

 

I was going to ask that!

 

I thought it would be nice and I am bored...

 

Going for the East German Hospital look then ?
That`ll go down well ...

 

Who'd have tiles in theirs garage?

 

Then tile the kitchen you lazy goodfernuthin'!
(Women have to stick together in this slavishly patriachal Western society we live in...)

 

takes a lot of planning...

Garage will be unsupervised work so a lot quicker...

 

Know what you mean there.

 

Most of the work here was unsupervised...

Probably have to send her away to do the kitchen ,got a room for a couple of weeks?

 

Can do a swap, as me for her and I'll labour.

 

Jackie can come and stay with us for a couple of weeks if she wants, seems only fair after we invaded your place.

 

knobs ?

 

cheers you two ,very nice to know...