Women

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by lost-en-france, Oct 26, 2014.

  1. I can never understand them...:rolleyes:

    I have a big pile of tiles for the kitchen and bathroom in my garage ,so yesterday after tea I suggested laying them in the garage and when are ready for the kitchen and bathroom I will buy some more...:thumbsup:

    Simple...:hattip:

    Well I don`t think it went down too well ..:gnome:

    Maybe sometime today she will discuss my proposal ,thing is I have no idea why she is fuming...???

    Funny creatures...

    Any relationship advise would be welcomed ...:cool:
     
  2. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    Don't even try because as soon as you feel you understand them ........ they change ;)
     
  3. Mrs TBR says that you should consider finishing the kitchen and bathroom for Jackie?
    Just a suggestion.?
    Personally I see nothing wrong with your suggestion, you could then finish restoring the Bay and use that to get the new tiles. :)
     
  4. Zed

    Zed Gradually getting grumpier

    Make a show of stacking a few of the tiles the bathroom, mix the cement, find a problem, then you'll have tile the garage rather than waste the cement.
     
  5. You sir, are far too sneaky for your own good. ;)
     
  6. Zed

    Zed Gradually getting grumpier

    Only with hindsight sadly. :lol:
     
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  7. Sell the bay....:eek::eek:

    Maybe I can tell her I will sell the bay ? [and not tell her when;)]and perhaps I will get some dinner...:D
     
  8. btw just made her a cuppa and asked how she is....She said "I am ok ,why should`nt I be?"

    great...:thumbsup:
     
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  9. weird aint they
     
  10. I meant to COLLECT the tiles from Leroy Merlin, not sell it!!!
     
  11. Can I come to your funeral?
    Oh! And dibs on the bay, the house and even the poo brown T25.
    Kieran can have the swimming pool.
     
  12. maybe I can pick her some flowers?

    I think her mood has changed when I built a desk and chair and brought my compy in the garage..:thinking:
     
  13. desperation...:lol:
     
  14. dont come running to the english when your in trubble , your be telling us next you want tax off us for um . women are from venus init . i like other planets :oops:
     
  15. What women say and what they really mean...
    We needI want
    It's your decisionThe correct decision should be obvious by now
    Do what you wantYou'll pay for this later
    We need to talkI need to complain
    Sure...go aheadI don't want you to.
    I'm not upsetOf course I'm upset, you moron.
    You're...so manlyYou need a shave and you sweat a lot.
    You're certainly attentive tonight.Is sex all you ever think about?
    I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!I'm on my period.

    Be romantic, turn out the lights.I have flabby thighs.
    Hang the picture thereNo, I mean hang it there!
    I heard a noiseI noticed you were almost asleep.
    Do you love me? I'm going to ask for something expensive.
    How much do you love me?I did something today you're really not going to like..
    I'll be ready in a minute.Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
    Is my butt fat?Tell me I'm beautiful.
    You have to learn to communicate.Just agree with me.
    Are you listening to me!?[Too late, you're dead.]
    YesNo
    NoNo
    MaybeNo
    I'm sorry.You'll be sorry.
    I'm not yelling!Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

    In answer to the question "What's wrong?"
    The same old thing.Nothing.
    Nothing.Everything.
    Everything.My PMS is acting up.
    Nothing, really.It's just that you're such an asshole.
    I don't want to talk about it.Go away, I'm still building up evidence against you.

    Can't we just be friends?There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again.
    I just need some space...without you in it
    Can you help me with my homework?If I keep whining, the fool will do it for me.
    Do I look fat in this dress?We haven't had a fight in a while
    No, pizza's fineCheap Illegitimate child
    I just do not want a boyfriend nowI just do not want (you as a) boyfriend
    I don't know; what do you want to doI can't believe that you have nothing planned
    I don't really mind where we eat....As long as it's the place I've already decided on
    I like you but...I don't like you
    You never listenYou never listen
    We're moving too quicklyI am not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy in Bio has a girlfriend
    I'll be ready in a minuteI AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will.
    Oh Yes! Right thereWell, near there; I just want to get this over with
    I'm just going out with the girlsWe are gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends
    There's no one elseI am doing your brother
    Size doesn't count...unless I want an orgasm
     
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  16. :eek:
     
  17. Tuesday wildchild

    Tuesday wildchild I'm a circle!

    When a female says she is OK that's when you need to worry.
     
  18. The 2nd plan has always been if it does not work out come back and go on the dole...:thumbsup:
     
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  19. dolls might be cheaper :D
     
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  20. Merlin Cat

    Merlin Cat Moderator

    Oh my word @the2ems! I'm sure us women aren't like that! (Translated to Ha Ha unlucky!) :)
     
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