Which oil?

Talked to a fella a while back ,said he put lawnmower oil in his vehicle(Honda) was there, started /ran ,his opinion "it"s oil" maybe he got it?<dunno. May as well try lard.

 

Pumpkin seed oil the hairy bakers use it

 

Lorenzo's

either that or Medicinal Compound (which may or not be an oil but is most efficacious in every case I'm told)

 

In the chip pan................................ Don't know, that's what chippies are for

On a bike chain............................... Take it to the bike fixing bloke

For a body massage........................ Special shop on the internet has all sorts, still trying them all out but the missus still doesn't look like the model on the packet

On a squeaky door hinge............... Call in local handyman

Chiming clock mechanism............ Take to clockmaker

Knee joints..................................... Neets Foot Oil

Fish pond submersible pump?..... Fish Oil

Thank you

 

No, I get bored filling in questionaires & end up putting any old dribble down.

 

Peanut oil and you missed biodiesel off the list.

 

Sorry, I though it was the start of a quiz

 

3 out of 6 try morris

 

You'll have to get some keyboard wipes then, especially if your dribbling @Barneyrubble's spunk oil

 

And the other 3 try Morrisons?

 

It's not the mouth it comes out of but the mind it goes into.

 

Castrol R......mmmmmmmmmm

 

Oooooohs! I've got gallons of that in the garage.
Just as good is Castrol A747 which is 2 stroke stuff, it's what ALL the GP bikes of the '70's used. It smells nearly as good as FFP.

 

has anyone tried spit?