In the chip pan. On a bike chain. For a body massage. On a squeaky door hinge. Chiming clock mechanism. Knee joints Fish pond submersible pump? Just asking like!
Have you never tried it!!?? I use it for chips, olives, eggs, all sorts of stir fry, it really is delicious* *only do this if the presence of a grown up who wont actually let you do this.
I had an old work colleague who, when we had to walk for long periods used to put axle grease in side of his socks to stop him getting blisters then put wd40 on his knees to stop them aching. They don't make them like they used to Thank god
So she who wouldn't talk to me and called me smelly on Saturday ( forget her name now) is there in the altogether candles lit mood set awaiting a relaxing all over sensual massage from her Adonis, her St Francis of Assisi and as she closes her eyes and awaits the sensuous cold touch of the luxuriant body oil, you set her on fire with a blast of wd40. Nice! On second thoughts - get on with it. shes a bad un
I have heard ( or been told by the man down the pub) that it cures soar thoughts, also known as dr dunks throat gargle. Never been able to prescribe it especially to the wife
In the chip pan. Sunflower On a bike chain. Rock oil chainlube For a body massage. Coconut On a squeaky door hinge. 3in1 Chiming clock mechanism. 3in1 Knee joints. Cod liver Fish pond submersible pump? White silicon grease Just asking like!
