I think your pairing theory will not hold water since you support Chelsea and I support 'Boro. I suppose you like southern beer as well. Seriously though, I am sure you're a good bloke and we'd get along fine!
I don't mind boro, you'll love southern beer, I am a good bloke, and we would definitely get on because of our love of baywindow campers, big Chelsea hug for @Pudelwagen