TLB Innuendo club.

I tried to read all the posts in this thread but I got bored rigid :

 

I should get more karma. I have bent over backwards to accommodate rickyroo and I'm not taking any more of his stick....

 

Then it suddenly hit you right between the eyes...?

 

Yes - I've got a stiff one and now it won't go where I want. It was bad enough trying to go fast when it was all floppy. It was a tight fit in the hole so now I'm looking for a looser one.

 

My neighbour's got lots of pets.......... She showed me her growler yesterday even asked if I wanted to touch it

 

My friend has a lot of pets too but they're usually very well behaved. She's seriously into agility and obedience. If her growler misbehaves, starts foaming or drooling, she takes it up the back until it's calmed down.

 

Ahh I think I know your friend she has a very narrow back alley, I had trouble entering

 

Agility I think ma, I'm not good on obedience. I always have to have the last word in a relationship.......... It's usually yes dear

 

my pussy is stretched right out at the moment

 

Oww that can make it sore, you may need some cream on it

 

its stretched out on the sofa, a creamy pussy would leave a stain surely?

 

My problem is I can't force myself to do it on demand it just comes naturally...

 

Mine's more of a constant dribble, I find myself thinkign about it all the time, there's always a twinkle in my eye