I find it easier to get up, especially in the mornings, it gets harder as the day goes on though as I get tired very easily these days.
Malc was up with me in the wee small hours of the morning. Just a chin and tongue wag mind. General stuff, nothing deep.
I had trouble getting up this morning. When I did I was all stiff and throbbing. I spent the previous day buffing my neighbours back alley. The milkman had spilt all his cream up it. The cream had splashed all over my neighbours back door and pussy flap. My wife was on her hands and knees lapping it up.
I was up at the crack of dawn as it happens - the slap was well worth it, seeing as I barely know her.
Hello can I still join? I'd have come sooner but I had distracted myself thinking about something else
Thought I'd share this with you; Anyone attending the Cambridge chapter of the Splitterz Club this coming Thursday, there is a quiz night on in the front part of the pub so anyone who would normally eat out the front is going to have to have it up the back this week
My wife wants to join the innuendo club but she doesn't know any so I gave her one...... Then we had to go and buy her a new jewellery chest. I too a wad of cash with me but the one she chose was really expensive so within five minutes of being in the shop I had spent my wad on her chest. I have got to drop her at her amateur dramatics club later. She is the lead role in Romeo and Juliet. I love watching her acting and she can always count on me for a warm hand at her openings .... Mind you when I was starring in dick Whittington recently, my dick was taken very well by the mayoress box!
All members should now have some welcome karma from out of the bag, should you feel i've missed you give me a hand and i'll take another shot, multiple karma will only be awarded from now on for putting a good effort in, you need to try harder to impress sometimes.
Good to see you taking things in hand rick. I think all members need a gripping once in a while and give it their best shot.
Had to deliver some parts to site today, was asked if it was a heavy package and did i want the labourer to help me unload. Very accomodating i have to say.
