Three second rule

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by SweeneyTodd, May 19, 2019.

  1. Bazza, is it true - cabbies are so tight that if they drop a pound coin it hits them on the back of the head on the way down....?
     
  2. Oi! That aftershave doesn’t buy itself, y’know.
     
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  4. Gingerbus

    Gingerbus Supporter

    Had me in fits with these answers you revolving lot!

    My floor’s so dirty my cat won’t eat off it.
    I’d say you would be sure to come down pretty quickly with some flesh-eating virus or at least dysentery* if you ate anything that had been on the floor just a millisecond.

    Even the kitchen worktop surfaces aren’t safe. Not that I’ve seen them in a while what with all the detritus on them.

    *I’m not sure that’s how it should be spelled but Apple thinks so and I can’t be bothered to check. I’d say Dyssentry if I trusted my own opinion.



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  5. Get a dog to lick the hair off and you’re good to go...
     
  6. If you'd experienced our old mutt's breath, you wouldn't say that...
     
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  7. Yep - you are right - the transfer of "germs" is instantaneous - however most "germs" are not going to kill you - so blow the dust/ fluff off and eat it - your stomach acid takes care of most "germs" - at least in people who are over 45 and not brought up in a home that is so clean that it is more sterile than a hospital operating theatre - what's the worst that can happen - bad case of the trots maybe that's all
     
  8. Moons

    Moons Supporter

    So it's not the state of the floor that matters.

    It's what the food is, surely?

    Your first Harribo isn't as important as your last.

    A dropped chip is an unworthy prize compared to a dropped piece of fish.

    I draw the line at public bogs....a dropped Jaffa cake pretty much anywhere else isn't getting wasted.
     
  9. Even the deadly Dodgy Kebab bacillus?
     
  10. p.tinks

    p.tinks Supporter

    As my old Mum used to say you have to eat a bag of sh%% before you die.
     
  11. Soggz

    Soggz Supporter

    Crumble it up and sell it for £60.00 a gram.
     
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  12. Soggz

    Soggz Supporter

    Just to let you know... there are more germs in the human mouth than the human anus...
     
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  13. Pudelwagen

    Pudelwagen Supporter

    Bargain!
     
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  14. Gingerbus

    Gingerbus Supporter

    Hopefully different ones mostly...


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  15. Betty the Bay

    Betty the Bay Supporter

    Still a nice treat when you get around to hoovering out the car !
     
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  16. That is definitely in the " acute trots" category - which is why I never buy or eat kebabs - especially from the places that have an "elephant's leg" in the window
     
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  17. I hate it when i drop my medium rare chicken on the carpet, pet hair all over.
     
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  18. First the Homepride men, now this :shakes head slowly:
     
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  19. mikedjames

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    Generally if a surface is smooth, it does a good job of transferring bacteria.

    So a so called spotless work top or lino floor is worse than carpet or grass...
     
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