Three second rule

I just dropped something (not my shopping) in the kitchen, picked it up & binned it..... who subscribes to the three second rule? I don't..... surely the bacteria is transferred almost instantaneously!
discuss....

 

3 seconds you must be joking, my dog has it in his mouth before it hits the ground

 

There's no time limit on Midget Gems and Haribo .

 

Which midget gems? Your classic Lion ones then.... I agree but asda's own soft ones then ...... bin everytime for me!

 

Surely it depends on how clean your floor is, whether you wear shoes indoors etc?

My floors are clean, I don’t wear shoes inside (not outside much either) and germs and bacteria are good for you. Mostly.

Happy to help

 

Two seconds, or blowing on it will kill any bacteria instantly

 

I just eat it, though spilled some jam today, took me ages to lick it all up

 

Dogs are useful if you spill the Coco Pops on the floor. Like hairy hoovers.

 

I’ll give you a £10 er if you eat a sweet after the breath lady has blown on it

 

When I read the title I thought you was talking about my love making

 

Proper ones made by Bassetts in Sheffield!
It's probably months between cleaning the inside of the car....nearly always find a pleasant surprise of a sweet or two.

 

Wrong, just wrong. You are officially broken.

 

You can eat off of a pavement,as the weather keeps it bacteria free.

 

Only if there’s not a piece of white dog poo in close proximity

 

I thought it was the five second rule. Clearly you lot with a shorter rule are a lot posher.

we have two dogs so it goes in the bin.

 

Our kitchen floor is crumb free due to a pretty tame black bird that hops in an out as it feels like.
Has got us sussed, two old farts and a doolally dog so not too much danger here.
Tony

 

You bunch of lightweights
Just eat it

 

Wine gums dropped down the side of the seat in the car are the tricky ones. Whether they’re edible depends on how hairy they’ve become...

 

...unlike the odd peanut, which you can scoff straight down...